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Team Event: Die Hard with a Vengeance

Posted on December 29, 2022July 30, 2023 by Big Mike's Garage
The Chasing Paper Anniversary Cup
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EVENT RULES

  • AS ALL THINGS SHOULD BE: This is a mixed spec race. Racers use the stats for GT4, GT5 BOP, and GT6 BOP.
  • HEATED WHEELS: All racers go FLAT OUT each turn but gain no Focus. Course trajectory is laid out after the roll is made, and caution results are still observed.
  • NON-ALCOHOLIC: This race is for fun and not meant to be too serious. Rules judgement and enforcement is relaxed accordingly.
  • SEASONED FRIES: This event is worth Season Points, based on placement at the end of the race.

STARTING POSITIONS

  1. Pumped Up Kits (Green/GT5) – Jacob ‘Have Mercy’ Ballard in the Aston Martin DB5
  2. Van Hailin’ (Orange/GT5) – Jordan ‘Hammer’ Cox in the Mercedes 300 SL
  3. Race Ventura (Purple/GT4) – Leon Wheeler in the Volvo P1800
  4. Not Fast But Furious (Red/GT4) – Lauren ‘Swagger’ Quinn in the Alfa Romeo Giuli
  5. Baby Got Track (Yellow/GT6) – Merle ‘Mule’ Hastings in the Porsche 911 GT3
  6. Kickin Assphalt (Blue/GT6) – Peter ‘Devil’ Hill in the Bentley Continental GT

TOUR DE TABLETOP VIRTUAL SPEEDWAY – CORE TRACK 7 (ASPHALT – DRY)

Round 1

Hazel

No surprise that Have Mercy is out in front trying to put some distance between himself and everyone else.

Fisher

I can’t blame him. Mule and Devil look like they are coming into Corner 1 like bats out of hell!

Hazel

Risk-taking so early? Will it work out better for them this time?

Round 2

Hazel

I wouldn’t say the risk has paid off yet with that massive bottle neck.

Fisher

Looks like the GT-5s are having a fine time with it though!

Round 3

Hazel

Well, not for the Hammer! He loses control and crashes before the tunnel. He’s going to take some damage from that, too:

Fisher

At least those tents look pretty empty!

Round 4

Hazel

Fisher

Round 5

Hazel

Hammer is back up and moving — and still ahead of Devil and Mule…

Fisher

Well, Wheeler took that corner a bit too hard and he spins out. He was going slower than Hammer so no damage, but still not great for his tournament standings.

Round 6

Hazel

Swagger pulls a risky move trying to keep up with Have Mercy, and nearly avoids making it our third accident.

Fisher

Still reeling from the last one, Hammer has to stop short knowing he doesn’t have enough braking power left to slow down in time for the corner he’s approaching.

Hazel

Wheeler is right on his tail, not able to get up to overtaking speed.

Round 7

Hazel

Oooh! Devil tries to recreate Swagger’s threading the needle move and doens’t pull it off as gracefully, getting caught up in the breakneck corner.

Fisher

It’s okay, Wheeler diodn’t get much further ahead due to Mule blocking him back, so we’re at least seeing some diversity in results for this race.

Round 8

Hazel

Have Mercy locks down another easy 1st place.

Fisher

Devil was sweating enough for both of them, being able to move past Wheeler and that’s out it, keeping the Volvo P1800 pinned to the rear.

Round 9

Hazel

Swagger locks down second place, while Mule is taking what’s likely unneccisary risk trying to catch up.

Fisher

You say that, but with Wheeler and Devil leapfrogging, it’ll be hard to say how this will shake out.

Round 10

Hazel

Fisher

Round 11

Hazel

Fisher

Round 12

Hazel

Fisher

Round 13

WINNERS CIRCLE

  1. Pumped Up Kits (Green/GT5) – Jacob ‘Have Mercy’ Ballard in the Aston Martin DB5 +25 Season Points, 68 SP Total
  2. Not Fast But Furious (Red/GT4) – Lauren ‘Swagger’ Quinn in the Alfa Romeo Giuli +18 Season Points, 43 SP Total
  3. Van Hailin’ (Orange/GT5) – Jordan ‘Hammer’ Cox in the Mercedes 300 SL +15 Season Points, 55 SP Total
  4. Baby Got Track (Yellow/GT6) – Merle ‘Mule’ Hastings in the Porsche 911 GT3, +12 Season Points, 34 SP Total
  5. Race Ventura (Purple/GT4) – Leon Wheeler in the Vwolvo P1800 +10 Season Points, 40 SP
  6. Kickin Assphalt (Blue/GT6) – Peter ‘Devil’ Hill in the Bentley Continental GT +8 Season Points, 24 SP Total

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