Hazel: As promised, we have something new and special for you today! Fisher: Mostly new. Semi-new. Hazel: It’s more new than it is old! Fisher: True. As many of you know, the Candlekeep Cove Raceway has been decommissioned! This means, we have an unveiling for you of sorts. Hazel: And we’re doing this the only…
Fisher: And here’s the race it’s all been building to! Nine racers entered, only one racer leaves! Hazel: No one is dying today! It’s not that kind of showdown! Fisher: I guess with Todd eliminated, it’s not. Hazel: Try not to sound too disappointed. EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS CANDLEKEEP COVE RACEWAY – SUZUKA (CIRCUT) Round…
Hazel: Welcome to the 3rd Heat! Fisher: This Showdown at Sukuka series has been a real scorcher too! We’ve seen so many losses of control already! Hazel: Thankfully no injuries though. Fisher: None YET! Hazel: Are you trying to jinx us? Fisher: Not intentionally, but as this is the last Heat, we’ve got a very…
Fisher: And the Showdown at Suzuka continues! Hazel: We’re on Heat 2 now, with the winner of this heat going Not Fast But Furious’ “Bang” in the finals. EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS Hazel: Since we’ve started using those new Dashboards, we should start including them with the starting line. Fisher: Fair point. And in this…
Hazel: It’s Memorial Day Weekend and you know what that means? Fisher: We’re grilling hotdogs? Hazel: I mean, we can. We have the outdoor griddle. Fisher: Now I just want pancakes. Hazel: ANYWAY, it means a race weekend! Fisher: Right! And today fire meets ice as we start the Heat 1 of the Showdown at…
EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS CANDLEKEEP COVE RACEWAY – ICE TRACK 1 (ICE) Fisher: And it’s the first Team Event of the Cold Hearted Cup! We’re already seeing some interesting changes… Hazel: Do you mean that we added more events than the annual tourny or that we have new racers today? Fisher: Both! Don’t worry, the…
EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS TOUR DE TABLETOP VIRTUAL SPEEDWAY – CORE TRACK 8 (ASPHALT – DRY) Round 1 Fisher Hammer is fully repaired since the last race, so no more braking damage. Hazel Have Mercy is going to put that to the test, if the 2021 Champion wants to keep his title from being snatched….
EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS TOUR DE TABLETOP VIRTUAL SPEEDWAY – CORE TRACK 7 (ASPHALT – DRY) Round 1 Hazel No surprise that Have Mercy is out in front trying to put some distance between himself and everyone else. Fisher I can’t blame him. Mule and Devil look like they are coming into Corner 1 like…
EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS TOUR DE TABLETOP VIRTUAL SPEEDWAY – CORE TRACK 6 (ASPHALT – DRY) Round 1 Round 2 Fisher Mule put himself into a position where he got blocked, and that’s really going to hurt him. Hazel Will it? We’ll have to see. Everyone is so bunched up still, having some distance might…
Fisher Hey, y’all! We’re not dead after all! Hazel Speak for yourself. I feel like death. Fisher 2022 a beast, but here we are at the finish line, almost! Hazel That’s right! Welcome to the first event for the Chasing Paper Anniversary Cup! EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS TOUR DE TABLETOP VIRTUAL SPEEDWAY – CORE TRACK…