Hazel: Happy Labor Day from Big Mike’s Garage! Fisher: We couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate the achievements of the American worker than by throwing down some checkered flags! Hazel: And what better way to do it than to break in this new track! Welcome to our new home: Hayford Heights! Fisher: In…
Hazel: As promised, we have something new and special for you today! Fisher: Mostly new. Semi-new. Hazel: It’s more new than it is old! Fisher: True. As many of you know, the Candlekeep Cove Raceway has been decommissioned! This means, we have an unveiling for you of sorts. Hazel: And we’re doing this the only…
Hazel: It’s August, and you know what that means? Fisher: Pumpkin Spice flavored everything? Hazel: Soon! But also, it means it’s time for our special announcement and event! Fisher: Right! Today’s event is the last race we’ll be holding at Candlekeep Cove Raceway! Hazel: Construction of a brand new track is already underway, so we’re…
Fisher: And here’s the race it’s all been building to! Nine racers entered, only one racer leaves! Hazel: No one is dying today! It’s not that kind of showdown! Fisher: I guess with Todd eliminated, it’s not. Hazel: Try not to sound too disappointed. EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS CANDLEKEEP COVE RACEWAY – SUZUKA (CIRCUT) Round…
Hazel: Welcome to the 3rd Heat! Fisher: This Showdown at Sukuka series has been a real scorcher too! We’ve seen so many losses of control already! Hazel: Thankfully no injuries though. Fisher: None YET! Hazel: Are you trying to jinx us? Fisher: Not intentionally, but as this is the last Heat, we’ve got a very…
Fisher: And the Showdown at Suzuka continues! Hazel: We’re on Heat 2 now, with the winner of this heat going Not Fast But Furious’ “Bang” in the finals. EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS Hazel: Since we’ve started using those new Dashboards, we should start including them with the starting line. Fisher: Fair point. And in this…
Hazel: It’s Memorial Day Weekend and you know what that means? Fisher: We’re grilling hotdogs? Hazel: I mean, we can. We have the outdoor griddle. Fisher: Now I just want pancakes. Hazel: ANYWAY, it means a race weekend! Fisher: Right! And today fire meets ice as we start the Heat 1 of the Showdown at…
The first ever real-time racing event! Fisher Folx we have something new for you today! Hazel We updated the back data on the website? Fisher Let’s not get ahead of ourselves… Hazel Fair enough. Today’s event is something new we’ve been trying to implement for some time: real-time racing. Fisher That’s right! We want to…
EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS CANDLEKEEP COVE RACEWAY – ICE TRACK 1 (ICE) Fisher: And it’s the first Team Event of the Cold Hearted Cup! We’re already seeing some interesting changes… Hazel: Do you mean that we added more events than the annual tourny or that we have new racers today? Fisher: Both! Don’t worry, the…
EVENT RULES STARTING POSITIONS TOUR DE TABLETOP VIRTUAL SPEEDWAY – CORE TRACK 8 (ASPHALT – DRY) Round 1 Fisher Hammer is fully repaired since the last race, so no more braking damage. Hazel Have Mercy is going to put that to the test, if the 2021 Champion wants to keep his title from being snatched….